Recently my co-worker has been farting a lot. What are the implications of this?
For more context it all started when we were working together and she passed gas. I laughed because I thought she did it with her mouth before noticing the smell… she was embarrassed but when I laughed her mood switched and she said “Oh you like that, huh?” I didn’t know how to reply.
Ever since that point she has been really letting it rip all the time, sometimes even drawing attention to it by giving warning before hand and requesting silence. She’ll often say stuff like “that was like a car horn” or “that’s a real stinker”, complimenting the sound and smell of her flatulence.
As far as I can tell she only does this when I’m around. Is this a sign she might be interested in me? I am not sure and would hate to misinterpreted anything.
What in the absolute fuck?
one up her and shit on the floor
Whoa there Romeo.
This app never fails to surprise me wtf man
Ask her if she has brothers, this may be what she thinks guys like to do lol
She obviously challenges you. You need to stand up for yourself. When she rips one, you rip a bigger one!
Idk if she likes you but im pretty sure she is comfartable around you.
You have to one up her obv. May I suggest shitting in her cubicle ?
Sounds like love at first fart
Perhaps she’s marking you as her territory?
I might delete Reddit actually
Next time she does it, go in for a sniff
She has a crush on you and she thinks farts are your love language
/r/copypasta
Time to load up on chili and return her affections in kind.
I can’t say it means that she likes you or not, but she definitely feels comfortable around you. It could just be her sense of humor and she believes that you have the same since you laughed.
She might have some gut problems and can’t help it but is relaxed enough around you to make light of it. With other people she tries to suppress it but since you seem to accept it and not react badly she might really appreciate that. If I were you I’d just continue as is and let her make a move if she wants to take it to the next level.
She is thinking you have a fart fetish.
You like that huh !! LOL
Does she beep when she backs up too???
This is amazing
You can take this to the next level by challenging her to a game of Battle Shits.
“Is this a sign she might be interested in me?”
dude what
if I had to wager:
1. The laughing was taken as implicit “this is haha funnee, continue as-is”. Not feeling shame is nice but unfortunately yeah you need to say something to undo this ‘dynamic’. Her feelings will get hurt but being fart bombed in your office isn’t tenable for long. Got to have the fucking awkward conversations sometimes.
2. fetish mining. Her descriptions/fixation is kinda sus, I’d lean towards 1 but the single-targeting and “mmm yeah what a big noisy smelly fart” is odd. it could just be someone running a joke into the ground but still.
“hey it was funny the first time but it’s getting excessive now” should rule out 1 vs 2. How long were they not farting vs suddenly farting all the time? It’s not something a person should explicitly have ‘control’ of like that without prep (don’t recall where I read this but a lot of fart fetish content involves air pumps for instance + that one chick who was selling farts and wound up with GI tract issues from her weird diet), if you have a gut issue its not “hmmm only me and bob in the office, aight let it riiiip”. It shouldn’t suddenly be fart central based on one dudes’ assumed approval if it’s out of their control.
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anyway yeah if this is a troll honestly i’ll take this any day over people playing pretend at traumatic shit for updoots
>She’ll often say stuff like “that was like a car horn” or “that’s a real stinker”, complimenting the sound and smell of her flatulence. Is this a sign she might be interested in me? I am not sure and would hate to misinterpreted anything.
LOL. This is so fucking great.
Honestly, maybe she is interested in you. Only one way to find out. You need to respond to her mating calls. When she farts, fart back. Make sure to display your plumage. Good luck!
While reading it I thought you wanted advice on how to tell her to stop. Didn’t expect that ending…
This reminds me of the I Am the Manager case in which someone ended up quitting because this coworker farted on purpose and the small in the little office was disgusting.
oh my lord
I’m just going to mind my buisness with this one.
Im sorry but it too funny and out of this world to know what to do
She needs to stop having dairy is what it means
Was not expecting THAT as the advice being asked for.
This girl I bunked with in sleep away camp once told me that « everyone likes the smell of their own brand »- and that really stunk with me. I’m sure she likes it and thinks u do too
She’s initiating a mating ritual w you & you’re failing
Marry her and her mud tunnel.
Is she hot?
I think you need to make a point of going past and dropping your guts and saying Beat that!!
Just make a competition out of it.
Last one to shit themselves wins!
NEVER trust a fart…..
That is all.
Wow, what a shitty situation….
This has to be a troll I legit died reading this maybe try and fart back at her and create a form of fart telepathy will be a great story to your kids someday
>”Oh you like that, huh?” I didn’t know how to reply.
“No, not really”. Problem solved.
Some people are obsessed with farts/poop/toilet, so that’s hilarious to them. If you don’t habitually fart all the time it doesn’t happen as much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But yes it sounds like she has a ‘thing’ based on that angle. Maybe she’s excited that nobody as wholeheartedly accepted her farting culture to this point in her life until you came along. Now you’re instantly desirable!
Fart louder to establish dominance.
Yes, it is 100% her way of flirting with you. She wants you and this is the only way she can show you.
Maybe it’s her way of getting back at you for laughing about it. It’s gross she’s turning it into fun and games. I think this will continue until you confront her about it but how awkward!
Huh?